Conversations about Daniil

Unread post by **I_Adore_U** » Mon 30 May 2005, 16:34

Hello everyone,

yes oreok I need to second that! thanks for the neat topic ... I had read somewhere that Daniil's extent of knowing English is " I was born in Moscow" someone plz let him know that thanks to him I can honestly say that I somehow can understand several words or maybe sentences in Russian!! and if I had the time I would love to learn it .... and many of us can in a way understand tonz of Russian vocab ...he needs to know how influencial he has been in the revolution of the love of the Russian language

I would also like to extend my knowledge of the English language and offer Danya free lessons ANY TIME HE WANTS TO lol

ok ok no selfish intentions here I'm only trying to offer my help * if he wishes to use it *

Unread post by **jelena** » Wed 01 Jun 2005, 14:07

I_Adore_U wrote:

I would also like to extend my knowledge of the English language and offer Danya free lessons ANY TIME HE WANTS TO lol ok ok no selfish intentions here I'm only trying to offer my help * if he wishes to use it *

Heh, hehe, I_Adore_U welcome to the club!!!!!

You’ve chosen the most desirable profession here!

Daniil`s English teacher

And second most wanted is
Daniil`s personal assistant

and of course there are some that r not discussed so openly for obvious reasons

and...
no, no, no,

nobody here is selfish,
nobody `s imposing
and of course we’re only trying to offer our unconditional

….help

Unread post by **Poisy** » Wed 01 Jun 2005, 21:42

jelena wrote: and of course we’re only trying to offer our unconditional ….help

Yup

And!! Personally me would easily turn into this brush to powder his divine nose

really..

Unread post by **zoubou** » Thu 02 Jun 2005, 01:23

Daniil`s personal assistant

hey, hey...that's my job

After devoting much of my precious time in thinking how I would like to earn a living I decided that this is the IDEAL job for me so get your hands off it

Unread post by **jelena** » Thu 02 Jun 2005, 01:42

oh I knew that zoubou!!!

Ok!!!!!
daniil`s personal brush-taken
daniil`s personal assistant-taken

please do not apply for this job+brush ,any more!!!

Unread post by **zoubou** » Thu 02 Jun 2005, 01:59

please do not apply for this job+brush ,any more!!!

honey jelena don't forget the job of Dannil's personal toothbrush

I think this post is still available. All interested are kindly requested to fill in an application that will be sent to them via e-mail and we'll let you know if you get the job or not.
*Former experience will be appreciated

Oh my.... what I'm saying tonight ?????
Thank god our Sweetie does not undrestand english

Unread post by **Poisy** » Thu 02 Jun 2005, 12:53

heh heh now okay myself would be kind enough to render him the services like this:
Number 1 *oh-honey-its-morning-already-please-wake-up-lemme-kisss-you-to-help-you-open-your-incredible-eyes*
Number 2 *busy-day?-lemme-help-you-undress-yourself-and-serve-something-for-dinner-(what-about-candles?-what-about-myself?*

whaddya think?

Unread post by **zoubou** » Thu 02 Jun 2005, 15:45

I like the way you think girlfriend heh heh

Mmmmm but I think that all this work is too much for you dear!
Can you handle all this?You'll have to share it with someone (pick me, pick me 8) )
Ok we will do this.
Monday - Wednesday- Friday you'll be in charge of service number 1 & 2
Tuesday- Thursday - Saturday I'll be in charge

and Sunday will be our day off. And because we are very good persons

I think that we should allow jelena to take care of Daniil on Sundays.

Unread post by **jelena** » Thu 02 Jun 2005, 17:01

oh,my, oh my, what a generosity, dear zoubou,I can’t thank u enough!!!

no prizes for guessing what your real intentions are!!!!

you know(she knows!!!!) that I am dying of laughter right now

so you wanna kill me? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
yes, oh, yes she wants to kill me in order to take over Sunday as well !!!!!
And once she monopolize this schedule,…oh my…!
you naughty naughty girl

but no hard feelings
we have a tiny little problem about toothbrush here:

zoubou wrote: *Former experience will be appreciated

Former experience?
experience,hellooo???
zoubou honey, think twice!

We don’t want “used goods” here, well trained yes, but used …..

… we don’t want something that’s already been in someone else`s mouth , for,….you know…..sweetie’s ….hm ..precious mouth

Do we?

Reconsider honey, reconsider!!!!!

meanwhile do not apply for the position of Daniil`s personal toothbrush either!!!!!

Unread post by **I_Adore_U** » Thu 02 Jun 2005, 17:32

lol dang by the time I was done posting this poisy pulled the carpet from under my feet

. this reply was posted under the other topic but it didnt log me in so there u go again

Well well well, so this lot has OVERTAKEN the daniil market eh?!

Well ladies u gotta be a little less ehmm greedy, there’s many of us who think danya’s precious self deserves plenty more attention ya know?! For instance did anyone take the personal body lotion position? I don’t think so!!! So its MINEEEEEEEEEE lol

what about danya’s hair brush?

Well I can let go of that one for the body lotion bit lol humm let me think what else what else… emm what about lip palm huh?

I’ll take that as well , and since jeleena wants the toothbrush job I’ll accept something like tongue masseuse ( no hands though) just my tongue

lol ok I think we’ve all gone nuts and to think poisy got to see him live with those wild thoughts !! If I were u girl I don’t know how I could’ve controlled my self being within touch distance of this beautiful man yikes

Unread post by **alex** » Thu 02 Jun 2005, 20:59

well, since everything regarding human assistance is absolutely taken, I clame MINE something that is for certani near preciouse during the evening and for few hours for sure - his illow and bed sheats....

no sharing - all days in the week, evey month in the year, all the years to come

Unread post by **alex** » Thu 02 Jun 2005, 21:00

ooops not illow but pillow

Unread post by **Poisy** » Thu 02 Jun 2005, 21:32

who's gonna take care of cooking?

i dont cook so I cant

But someone HAS to take care of this, cos we cant let the Sweetie starve, you know

Unread post by **zoubou** » Thu 02 Jun 2005, 22:35

What a big imagination!!!!!!!!!
Bravo girls.I didn't know there could be so many professions related to Danya. Thanks to him there will be no unemployment (for the women at least) in our countries.
And the best part : we don't want to get paid for our services - at least not with money but I'm sure that if we discuss it with our "boss" we'll work something out

.

Personally I would like to get paid with this kind of currency

or that

I'll leave it up to him

*God help us and don't let anyone translate to Danya what we're writing here. We can't help it........the temptation is TOO BIG

Unread post by **Poisy** » Thu 02 Jun 2005, 22:46

*crosses her fingers and prays neither Danya nor his pals check this particular topic out*

we could make up a schedule girls, i mean, the real schedule - dates, time, tasks to be performed, executors, etc (rewards part is optional :eyerolling: )

but dammit what if ANYONE pops up??? *pointing her finger up and then humbly folding her hands*

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